7 Things -- Miley Cyrus
What makes this song exceptionally bad is the lyrics. The song consists of seven reasons she can't stand her boyfriend. Looking at the lyrics I'm seeing a solid eight reasons listed out in the chorus, but maybe two of them are supposed to be combined, or perhaps they lost count. Problem is the lyrics only get more pathetic. First there is a forced reference to "texting" in a vain attempt to come across as cool, sacrificing all clarity and rhythm in the song to do so. Then she goes into the seven things she likes about this boy, starting with his hair, his eyes, and his jeans. As such she concludes a song about how much of a jerk this boy is by deciding to overlook his many character flaws because he has cute eyes and fashionable pants.
The music video isn't anything of interest either. For a more complete look at what is wrong with this song see 7 Things I Hate About Miley Cyrus. It's really sad to see what Disney has fallen to these days.
Song rating: 2